Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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