If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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