It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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