Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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