Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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