If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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