just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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