Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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