i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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