So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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