But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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