whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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