So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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