He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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