he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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