Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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