do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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