Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
try to milk me bitch
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