I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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