): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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