Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.