I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!