Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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