Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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