Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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