Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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