woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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