I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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