like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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