Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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