he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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