R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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