so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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