Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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