when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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