Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
