You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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