I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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