he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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