A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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