I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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