Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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