Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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