I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Everything about him screamed your future.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The ass gains better be worth it
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