Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
