just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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