whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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