my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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