I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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