I need help removing her.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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