How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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