oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......