Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog