I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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