Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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