Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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