Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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