Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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