I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
