Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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