So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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