I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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