do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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